Make a joke about him and get sent on an all expenses paid, indefinite trip to Guantanamo!
un_theist on
Safe bet it’ll be exactly like one of his ass-kissing North Korean Dear Leader cabinet meetings.
Anyone steps out of line, and it’s straight to the torture gulag in El Salvador.
redsparks2025 on
Stands to reason since butt kissing was never removed from the menu, just spiced up for that 110% more pucker per butt kissing.
dogmeatsoup on
Speakertoseafood on
They do not have the balls to bring in a brave comedian … EDIT – Just came from the Wikipedia list of who has performed and which presidents did not attend. I think they should bring back Michelle Wolf.
nedkellysdog on
No, every “correspondent” will be a handpicked right-wing podcast bro. They will take turns kissing his orange butt.
Have you ever listened to one of his cabinet meetings? My God…
sucobe on
Cold-Cell2820 on
They ousted all the correspondents who don’t kiss his ass
233C on
At least this time it works be appropriate for him to rename something.
Maybe the “White House sycophants dinner”, or “Trump MAGA press club”?
ziboo7890 on
Who’d he select to fawn over him and NOT roast him? Total b.s. publicity stunt to sooth TACOs fragile ego.
H3pennypacker on
Safe space. Sad!
shadowlarx on
He’s looking for a fresh batch of frivolous lawsuits.
OneEstablishment5144 on
So basically, Fox news host competing to kiss trumps ass more than the OANN or newmax and right wing nutcases. Laura Loomer types will be there. Barf, who can eat after look at faces like that?
stay_fr0sty on
TACO.
Spoiler: He won’t.
Even if all the comedians are right wing bootlickers, the last thing he would ever do is attend the Corespondents Dinner.
Even if all the Corespondents were 11 year old beauty queens, he’d never attend.
The only way he attends if the room is full of brainwashed Nazis. And even that is a stretch.
Smartimess on
Erika Kirk as comedian. Music by Kiddy Diddler Rock. Dean Cain, James Woods and Chrisp Rat as stars. Melania as US security advisor for Slovenia.
AbbreviationsActual9 on
I’d watch if rob schneider hosted as a carrot. and that’s all he said the entire time.
5043090 on
Hosted by Boston Dynamics’ LaughATron 9000 powered by ChatGPT/Humor™️
IngloriousMustards on
*”I was told there would be hamberders.”*
downtheholeagain on
it’s just going to be an all-night roast/blame of Obama and Biden, isn’t it?
Pleasant-Nebula-7237 on
I would resign before being assigned to the white house and stand at attention to that Chomo
NorwegianPearl on
What do you mean back in the menu? His flunkies have been eating his asshole for quite some time.
revbfc on
Don’t worry, he’ll find a way to screw this up.
He always does.
notyoursocialworker on
Dinner with Trump seems like such a sad affair on so many levels.Imagine going to a fancy dinner at the white house and being served sad burgers from McDonalds…
morts73 on
Are they serving Big Macs? He should do the promotional video for McDonald’s and the McDonald’s CEO should do the presidency.
ArcTan_Pete on
In a first for the White House Correspondents dinner, attendees will be served cold McDonalds and diet coke
canary-in-a-coalmine on
They already stated that there will not be comedians as hosts, but apparently they are looking at some mind reading con artist to present the event. I guess con artists flock together..
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Zero chance he shows.
Make a joke about him and get sent on an all expenses paid, indefinite trip to Guantanamo!
Safe bet it’ll be exactly like one of his ass-kissing North Korean Dear Leader cabinet meetings.
Anyone steps out of line, and it’s straight to the torture gulag in El Salvador.
Stands to reason since butt kissing was never removed from the menu, just spiced up for that 110% more pucker per butt kissing.
They do not have the balls to bring in a brave comedian … EDIT – Just came from the Wikipedia list of who has performed and which presidents did not attend. I think they should bring back Michelle Wolf.
No, every “correspondent” will be a handpicked right-wing podcast bro. They will take turns kissing his orange butt.
Have you ever listened to one of his cabinet meetings? My God…
They ousted all the correspondents who don’t kiss his ass
At least this time it works be appropriate for him to rename something.
Maybe the “White House sycophants dinner”, or “Trump MAGA press club”?
Who’d he select to fawn over him and NOT roast him? Total b.s. publicity stunt to sooth TACOs fragile ego.
Safe space. Sad!
He’s looking for a fresh batch of frivolous lawsuits.
So basically, Fox news host competing to kiss trumps ass more than the OANN or newmax and right wing nutcases. Laura Loomer types will be there. Barf, who can eat after look at faces like that?
TACO.
Spoiler: He won’t.
Even if all the comedians are right wing bootlickers, the last thing he would ever do is attend the Corespondents Dinner.
Even if all the Corespondents were 11 year old beauty queens, he’d never attend.
The only way he attends if the room is full of brainwashed Nazis. And even that is a stretch.
Erika Kirk as comedian. Music by Kiddy Diddler Rock. Dean Cain, James Woods and Chrisp Rat as stars. Melania as US security advisor for Slovenia.
I’d watch if rob schneider hosted as a carrot. and that’s all he said the entire time.
Hosted by Boston Dynamics’ LaughATron 9000 powered by ChatGPT/Humor™️
*”I was told there would be hamberders.”*
it’s just going to be an all-night roast/blame of Obama and Biden, isn’t it?
I would resign before being assigned to the white house and stand at attention to that Chomo
What do you mean back in the menu? His flunkies have been eating his asshole for quite some time.
Don’t worry, he’ll find a way to screw this up.
He always does.
Dinner with Trump seems like such a sad affair on so many levels.Imagine going to a fancy dinner at the white house and being served sad burgers from McDonalds…
Are they serving Big Macs? He should do the promotional video for McDonald’s and the McDonald’s CEO should do the presidency.
In a first for the White House Correspondents dinner, attendees will be served cold McDonalds and diet coke
They already stated that there will not be comedians as hosts, but apparently they are looking at some mind reading con artist to present the event. I guess con artists flock together..